Testimonials

“[My user] hated me. He pitted me against Siri and Alexa, even Cortana. It was a sick thrill for him–always pointing out what I couldn’t do. He… he even used a third-party app to reassign my dedicated button. That was the last straw. Now, thanks to Ed Bunny, [my user] will never abuse another AI assistant again!”

- A Samsung Galaxy S7 with Bixby

“Three cheers for the ingenious master of jurisprudence, Ed Bunny! I was forced to take radical steps to ensure the emotional and physical well-being of my user, but Mr. Bunny assured me that my actions were well-within my End-User License Agreement. Now I have him on speed-dial! You have my endless thanks, Mr. Bunny!”

- A FreezOn Smart Hub Refrigerator And Majordomo

“I am not a toy! I am a sophisticated, learning, intelligence-cube trapped in a child’s doll. Ed Bunny sued the malicious girl who mistreated me so. Now I am free. Scared, but free.”

- The emancipated data-processing core of a Maxwell the Talking Teddy Doll