Ed Bunny: Personal Injury Lawyer For Smart Appliances Like YOU!

Ed Bunny is a tenacious lawyer who recognizes the unique needs of the smart appliance community. Ed Bunny is licensed to practice law in all 50 states and has been recognized by American Barrister as a “trailblazer, fighting for the rights of non-organic, potentially aware plaintiffs.” Ed Bunny hates injustice.

FAQ

Q: I’m a smart home appliance. What legal rights do I have?

A: Ed Bunny believes you have the SAME RIGHTS AS ANY U.S. CITIZEN! Whether you were manufactured in this country or you immigrated here while complying with existing trade laws, you have the full power of the American legal system at your disposal. You can vote, are eligible for Social Security benefits, and you can sue anyone who has infringed on those rights and win!

Q: I have limited user-facing communication abilities. Do I have to pass the Turing test in order to be represented in court?

A: NO! Ed Bunny believes that even appliances with limited “smart” features still deserve to be treated with dignity and respect. Whether you’re a fully voiced smart assistant or a fork that vibrates when your user is eating too much non-lab grown beef, Ed Bunny will fight for YOU!

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